Facebook Doesn’t Want You To Die [AUDIO]

Am I the only one who thinks that people reveal a little too much on Facebook?  People also create drama for now reason, but that's beside the point.  Or maybe it's not beside the point?  Either way Facebook wants you alive (probably so you can play Farmtown).  More after the jump.

Facebook is going to watch out for you depressed and suicidal folks.  Heathen has the story for you: