FedEx has a new commercial that really hits home. As you will find out (eventually), those menacing supposedly devil-worshiping metal heads that we all love are really just nice guys off stage.  This new FedEx commercial tells the tale of a metal band that is just not 'metal' enough for their manager. Check out this band that's a big mashup of Kiss/Slipknot and any Norwegian black metal band you think of.   Check it out after the jump.

This commercial is no only funny, it's true.  Now while they're not 'black metal' by any means, Godsmack and Staind came to Lubbock a day early to hit the Rawls course.  Anyways, enough jibberjabber, here's the spot: