With the fireworks ban in effect pretty much all across Texas, I thought I'd dig this nugget out.

We loved doing the "Crotches of Fire" videos.  The first one was hugely possible all over the world.  This one I think was even better.  It's pretty crazy holding fire that close to ones genitals.  It feels like it's just about to burn your skin off right before they take off.  Overall, I'd suggest you not try this one. Have fun with these full frontal fireworks!