This is some funny stuff.  If only there was something that you could smoke to make stuff even funnier, then I would smoke that stuff and listen to this.  Too bad there's nothing like that.

Okay, you've go one of the best punches in history and you're going to let a guy molest you?

The difference between men and women isn't that surprising, but fun to hear anyways.

Olive Garden salads, they're like crack, but are they worth it?

Sometimes you just have to shake hands with Mr. Happy.

You'd think that even at the border they'd let the cable guy through.

Wanna know how many maggots they can legally put in your food?