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Ghost B.C. May Not Be As Sacrilegious As They Think They Are [PICS]

I don’t know jack about the band Ghost B.C. And to be honest I don’t care to. I’m not slamming them, I just don’t rock like this. But they have had quite a time getting their new CD pressed due to some “sacrilegious” artwork on the disc. But I can fix that for them.

Here’s the deal. This is one of those bands that mocks all things religion with a fury. What’s funny is that they’re not heavy at all. They’re closer to what you would hear in church hymnals, just with the completely opposite message. Here’s a picture of them in papal and monk style robes with upside down and burning crosses and all that.

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With all of that said, they’re having a hard time getting their new CD “Infestissumam” printed. first I don’t know what an “Infestissumam” is so don’t ask. But the reason they’re having such a hard time is because of this picture that would be on the actual CD. (I’ve edited out the naked sex stuff so I can post it here.)

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Ok I know the churchy types are going to ape-crap over the upside down cross even more than the orgy part. Everybody in olden times went to orgies so that’s just an historical reference. But as far as the upside down cross goes, I have the solution!

Remember how CD’s work? They spin. Therefore technically there isn’t an actual “top” or “bottom” of this image. So if I flip it upside down, as it would be doing thousands of times in a CD player, you get this:

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See? Even the smiley faces are still right side up, and so is the cross! It’s just a ceiling orgy now, a-la the Sistine Chapel. Blasphemy solved.

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