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I love local TV dorks.  They are a constant source of entertainment for me. You have to remember that most t.v. folks are hired for their looks (not for their talent).  The get to read aloud and no one cares if their lips move while they're doing it. Where they always get into trouble is when they try to improvise. Trust us future Anchormen-you're not stand up comedians-stick to the script and everything will be alright.

Check out this guys really quick vocal slip!