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Great Balls Of Fire: Move Your Laptop, Dude

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Ok my brothers listen up! I am about to tell you the most common injury guys of this generation inflict upon their man parts.

Most of us have taken a kick to the nads at least once in our lives.

Those of us that are (or were) active in sports have certainly had more than our share of injuries down under.

But think about this, right now the most common way to injure your business now-a-days is simply by having your beloved laptop sitting on your junk as you work away.

Think about this, the battery on a laptop can get hot enough to overheat your jewels to cause fertility problems or even second degree burns in less than ten minutes, all without you realizing it…

So remember, dude, take your laptop off your package and set it on a table, for your own good.

 

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