Happy Birthday America
I love America. I love fireworks. I love food. Therefore, I love the Fourth of July.
Oh yes, it’s that time of year again. The heat from the July sun beats down on the land that we send off gunpowder-filled artillery shells and some other badass explosives that we gladly fork over money for.
The food is pretty top notch too. Personally, I enjoy some barbecue and an ice cold beer, but that’s just me.
Make sure you spend some time with the people you love this Independence Day, and be sure to thank and salute all the men and women that serve this great country and enable us to have days like this.
Pop on, you pyromaniacs!