Valentine's Day is officially upon us. By the time it's over you will either have one happy woman who is willing to "please" you or one who is putting that sugar on lock down. Your prize rides on how well your gift to your woman rates.

If you are still struggling to find the perfect gift for Valentine's Day, maybe these helpful hints will make it perfectly clear how you really feel about that special lady (or significant other) in your life.

Now, the following comments could have you doing without for many years to come; or maybe not.

I tried a couple of these out on Woody and it looks like 'the bank' has been closed until further notice.

Hope you succeed in your romantic endeavors on this Valentine's Day (Warning! NSFW!)