Okay, the funniest part of this is that the character April O'Neil is played by the porn star April O'Neil. Beyond that you get a bunch of sex puns.

All of this is proof of the internet's Rule 34, which states: "If it exists, there is a porn of it."

So this video has some filthy talk, but no filthy pictures. I don't know if I have a need for this in my life, but yeah, I kind of want to know how they do it in those shells.

Also, are their wieners green or what, and, if so, how do they keep the green on while they do the sex stuff? Y

ou see, I have a lot of questions. Hopefully we can all get these answers and more with "Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles: The XXX Parody."

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