So yeah I understand that there's a crapload of fires everywhere in Texas, and would never be one to put firefighters in more jeopardy than they already are, but this is Independence Day dammit! I want some fireworks. So here's me, with the aid of a midget friend, not one of my daughters CPS, and some sparklers. Enjoy!

We may be breaking the law, but we need it. Maybe this will bring some rain and everyone will thank us for it.

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