I have no idea why my gastrointestinal doctor took a photo of my starfish before (or after) my colonoscopy. I thought it odd that there were all these pictures of my juicy insides, then a tight shot of my pucker.

So what's a guy to do when he has a picture of his balloon knot? Well, gross his friend out for sure! I guess this will kill my chance at any political office, but what the hell.

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