It's not often you hear about $32 dollars making headlines, but when it's $32 dollars worth of crab legs and crawfish being taken from a Publix in Tallahassee on a Tuesday night by a Heisman winner, you'll never hear the end of it.

Now, to be clear, because people jump to all kinds of conclusions, Winston wasn't arrested for this small mistake, in which he says he simply "forgot"; he was only given a simple citation.

Still, amidst the controversy and heresy, Winston has been suspended from the Florida State baseball team and might get some punishment from Jimbo Fisher as well.

Time will tell, but the moral here is: DON'T STEAL SEAFOOD, DUDE.