Hey, There’s A 300 Pound Naked Man In Wal-Mart [AUDIO]

Great headline huh?  Although I'm sure some of you have seen equally weird stuff in Wallyworld.  The problem always is, how do you deal with a large naked guy?  You certainly don't want to tackle him.  Maybe that's what he planned all along, he just figured, "if they're going to catch me, I'm going to rub my business on them".  More after the jump.

Wanna make sure nobody see your face in Walmart?  Walk out with your c@ck out.  That's all you have to do.  Here's the story: