Kai the hitchhiker had a completely gnarly experience. You see he was driving around with Jesus Christ when...okay, maybe we should just stop there for now. What lies ahead is a very graphic, very profane description of a homeless surfer who ends up saving the day. More after the jump.

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This is a crazy road side news report.  Be warned that the language is very strong and the description of events is even crazier.  Here's your newest candidate for 15 minutes of fame on the internet, ladies and gentlemen, I give you KAI!:

 
Here's the actual news report cut up: