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How “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Can Turn Into A Fishing Trip

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We’ve all been there, some event that you just can’t miss with your friends, but you know all to well your significant other is not going to let you go no matter what. Luckily, maybe they’ll read “Fifty Shades of Grey” and you’ll end up with a hall pass you never saw coming.

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and
tells him he isn’t going.Ron’s mates are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking
on the fire.

Holy Moly Ron, how long you been here? How did you talk your missus into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since last night. After dinner at home yesterday
evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put
her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who ?”

I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing sexy brand new lingerie. She
said had been reading ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and she had a devilish look
in her eyes!!!She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rosepetals all over.On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, “Do whatever you want.”

So . . . . Here I am !

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