Um, this one is a little off color, but I guess you knew that from the title. In this age it's quite common for some ladies to take the "landscaping" down to nothing. This brings up the question, if you take the landscape down to nothing, why would you want to put astroturf on top of it?  A less cryptic version of this is ahead.

So, for ladies who "shave it" comes a new line of merkins (wigs for "down there").  Here's a question, why?  Heathen has the story:

And here's a bonus "Merkin" video.