How To Catch A Polar Bear

If you ever want a really cool pet you should consider a polar bear! If for no other reason than just to be able to tell your friends how to catch their own.Check  it out... first thing you're going to have to do is go some place cold like Alaska ... DUH!

Once you're there find a frozen lake and then cut a hole in the ice.

Next take some pea's and place them around the hole.

Then you're gonna want to hide while you wait for the polar bear to walk out on the ice to investigate what you did.

As soon as the bear starts to take a pea sneak up behind him and kick him in the ice hole...