Ladies and gentlemen the 'newborn menace' is upon us.  Each day more babies are born leading to more and more of the drooling throngs looking to overpower us.  As an adult I say, "PROTECT YOURSELF" and learn how to fight a baby.


You don't just "fight a baby".  Training is required to prevent injury to oneself.  We need you healthy and uninjured to continue the fight.  We can't have any "one and done" fighters around here.  With all of that in mind, here's "How To Fight A Baby".