I Am Sorry, You Cannot Get Married Or Engaged On Stage [VIDEO]

Why do you guys constantly put me in this position? Everybody in your life is very happy that you've met a special someone, the world at large does not care.

So, as much as I like to think that I am a wizard/big weenus stud who can do anything, I'm not willing to ask a band to stop everything they're doing and have done for fifty straight rock shows in order for you to have your "moment".  You can TRY to approach the band with your "truly original idea", but they won't return your messages.  Here's more: