This is why abstinence only education DOES NOT WORK! In China a few farmers discovered what they thought was a new kind of mushroom.

To be kind it did have mushroom like tops at both ends. Oh and openings for a man to put his junk in because it was a sex toy!

And somehow none of the farmers, or Chinese new people who played this video on the air during their news cast, could tell that at one end it looked eerily like a ber-jina! Maybe because they've never really looked closely enough at one to tell what it is? I don't know, I just know this is funny as hell.