A magazine called Paper has just scored the ultimate coup: a picture of a bare-assed Kim Kardashian. Now let me say up front, that I'm not a fan. I just don't want to spend the next two weeks on the internet avoiding pictures of her giant greasy ass.

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Ladies, I know some of you have a little junk in the trunk, but this ladies ass is not normal big, it's big-weird.

It reminds me of when you put an addition on a house, it never truly looks like it's part of the house.  It's also enormous and may I suggest that it's the one place that they didn't look for that missing airplane.

So with all of this in mind, I present:


KIM KARDASHIAN'S ASS IS SO BIG THAT...

....that it's the last place Mathew McConnaughey lands in Interstellar.

....It looks like a toaster for a full loaf of bread.

....It celebrates Xmas two days after the rest of her body.

....she's taller when she's sitting down.

....you cold park your bike in the crack.

....that mushrooms grow in it's shade.

....that scientists now have hope to explore a black hole on earth.

You can see that big ole thing here.

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