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Let’s Pretend We’re Married

nydailynews.com

  Even pretending isn’t much fun

 A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to 
   other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a 
   transcontinental train. 
 
   Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were 
   both very tired and fell asleep quickly – he in the upper bunk and she 
   in the lower. 
 
   At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman, asking, 
   ”Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into 
   the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.” 
 
   ”I have a better idea,” she replied. “Just for tonight, let’s pretend 
   that we’re married.” 
 
   ”Wow! That’s a great idea!” he exclaimed. 
 
   ”Good,” she replied. “Get your own damn blanket.” 
 
 
   After a moment of silence, he farted.

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