Isn't technology wonderful? You're going to think so when you try Liquid LapDance underwear!

What is Liquid LapDance underwear you ask? Why its lubricated underwear that makes the grinding and gyrations of a quality lap dance actually feel like sex! They even guarantee a happy ending or your money back.

That's right, they promise that you will finish in your pants or they refund your cash. And they're waterproof so, supposedly, there's no...uh...leakage afterward. You do still have to walk around the strip club, and get yourself home, in them after you're "done" though. But they promise a no-chafing fit so there's that. Even if you would never buy these the promotional video is worth a watch.