I love this over the top "B" movie thing. Charlie Sheen as the President-check. Mel Gibson as the bad guy-check. Sofia Vergara firing bullets out of a steel bra-check, check.  And last, but not least, the legendary Danny Trejo as "Machete"-CHECKAROONI!  This is the good stuff.


Joining Trejo, Gibson, Sheen and Vergara are Lady Gaga, Michelle Rodriguez, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr Jessica Alba and Amber Heard.  Also note that Charlie Sheen is billed under his real name "Carlos Estevez".  I want to see this movie twice.  Not even back to back.  I want one copy playing for each eyeball.