My wife used to punch me in my sleep. I have sleep apnea to a degree, I guess, and when I'd stop breathing she's punch me to "restart" me (at least that's the story that she's sticking with). Anyways, you could wake up with your wife trying to do something entirely different.

Any guesses as to why this woman was SO mad? I don't think this was simply a matter of not taking the trash out.  Check out this story: