Last month was child abuse prevention month. In September we have International Talk Like a Private Day. Just when you think every thing that could be recognized and have its own day does along comes a new one.

Yes folks, turns out May is National Masturbation Month. So it is perfectly ok to touch yourself in that special place as much as you want ALL MONTH long.

You are all dismissed. Be sure to wash your hands before you comment, thank you.

Check out the classic "Darling Nikki" below from Prince. Perfect for the month of May and Masturbation Month.