More Signs You’re From Lubbock, Texas

I recently saw this list called "20 Signs You're From Lubbock Texas".  I think it was actually an ad for a relator.  Inside were some things about Lubbock that made a bunch of sense and bunch of others that were real head scratchers.  Rather than propagate those observations, I have a few of my own.

So I'm just starting this list.  Maybe you guys can help me finish it.  Whether it's real or a joke, a slam or praise, I'd love to get your responses to "Signs You're From Lubbock Texas".

Here's some to get you started:

*You've got a great story about that time you were at Stubb's Barbeque, even though you were too young to have ever have been there.

*You love to tell people Buddy Holly is from here, but you've never actually been to the statue or museum.

*Most of your t-shirts are red or black except for the ones that are red and black.

*Every direction you give starts with "First get on the loop...."

*You're all for gay rights, but you're not letting it get in the way of your Chik-Fil-A.

*The only thing you eat more regularly than barbeque is dust.