My Celebrity Girlfriends By Decade [PIX]
Who doesn’t have a “celebrity girlfriend”? That one actress (or I guess “actor” for you girls, or “actress” if you want, hey, I don’t judge). Anyways a good example would be Farrah Fawcett who sold a bazillion posters to a bazillion guys. My choices were just a little bit more off the radar than that. So, check out my choices by decade, then list yours. It will be fun for everybody.
In the 70’s when I was just barely old enough to have a real girlfriend, the girl of my dreams was Barbie Benton. In real life she was a Playboy Playmate, Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend and made the the rounds on all of the game shows and stuff like Love Boat.
Well, I guess I’m sharing my 80’s crush with a lot of guys. Who didn’t have a crush on the lovely, beautiful Phobe Cates. Her scene in “Fast Times At Ridgemont High” still pretty much sums up the high school fantasy experience.
Next up, from the 90’s, you know her as “Joy” from “My Name As Earl”, from “Poison Ivy 2″ or even from the movie “Joe Dirt”, It’s Jamie Presley. Well somewhere between those roles she did Playboy and the results were beyond spectacular. As you can tell from this picture, she pretty much had the right parts to start with for that Playboy spread.
Hey, I don’t know why tastes change as they do. My 2000’s celebrity wife is an out and out porn star. I can’t help it. Her “enthusiasm” for her roles is awesome. You may also know her from the cover of Drowning Pools second album. She even bears a slight resemblance to my previous crush. It’s the beautiful and enthusiastic Jesse Jane.
As for the 2010’s, well I’m keeping my options open.
So there you have it. Of course, there were tons of other celebrity ladies that caught my eye (well, as much as my wife would allow), but these were the four overwhelming choices by decade. What about you? You probably don’t have as many decades to choose from as I do, but lay ’em out here. What were your favorite hotties?
Oh, here’s a very “stalkerish” video of Jamie Pressly.
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