Ever had a beer, obviously a good one that's not twist off, and realized you didn't have an opener? Yeah me too. Maybe one day I should buy one. Until then watch this instructional video about how to open a beer bottle with damn near anything you find around the home. One word of caution though. While actually breaking the glass at the top of the bottle will allow you access to the frothy heaven of its contents, it will also send amber shards of glass death screaming down your esophagus. Those shards will also, eventually, have to make a fiery and hasty exit. And you thought Mexican food was bad?