Happy Wednesday to you.  Thanks for caring enough to accidentally read this.  We have some fun stuff for you after the jump.

Thanks for clicking through. Please keep the picture on the right in mind when listening to our first story.  You're gonna sh@t bricks.

 

 

How Desperate Are You To Have More Wiener?

Six Foods You Can Give Yourself A Facial With (I don't know why we did this either)

It Sucks To Die An Ironic Death