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Presidential Candidate Vermin Supreme Wants You To Brush Your Teeth, America [VIDEO]

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Romney promises $2.00 gas, Gingrich wants a colony on the moon, and Santorum wants to tell you how to maintain your body, and all Vermin wants to do is give you a pony.Sorry, Mitt, but gas won’t be $2.00 and Newt, why don’t fix bridges and roads in America before we take out antics to the moon? Also, ladies, pay attention because Rick Santorum wants to tell you what to do with your bodies. Santorum also thinks Iron Maiden is a “new metal” band, really Rick? Send him to that glorious “moon colony”. Sounds like a pretty messed up field of candidates if you ask me, so who can save us?

Enter Vermin Supreme, today’s Seabiscuit in this year’s field of amazing choices. This man, a boot-wearing, fairy dust sprinkling, presidential candidate, wants each and every one of us to have a pony, as well as make “zombie turbines” which will create a new wave of electricity routes. If you compare them, he seems like a nut, but then again, who in this field doesn’t?

If you don’t vote, you can’t bitch, so check out the video…

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