Random Thoughts From My Personal Facebook Feed

Every once in a while I like to go back over my Facebook feed and pull out some random thoughts. Seeing them like this makes them seem even more random and may be good for a chuckle or two.  *Caution* Some of the following are inappropriate .

So my personal feed is a little too much for most people, still I have a thousand or so people who hang on who are interested in the same stuff I'm interested in.  It's a good place for me to put out some quick thoughts that I find amusing or inspirational.  Here's some highlights for you (Content Warning-Inappropriate Material)

*I have noticed that I make doody once a day at the same time like clockwork, but once a week I have bonus doody at a random time or day. That day is today and that time is now.

*Everybody is talking about the Baltimore riots and I'm over here like, damn, I shouldn't have eaten that second donut.

*I would rather hug someone too long and have them think I'm a creep than to hug them not long enough and have them think I don't care.

*Me and James just checking out chicks with d!cks at the Chinese restaurant

*I was reminded once again that sometimes the people you see on Facebook are really hurting. It's hard to tell them from those just seeking attention, but recognize that sometimes a few kind words helps. You can't go wrong if you send love their way.

*If justice is blind, how come I can't wear shorts to the jury?

*Of all the things I've learned in my life one of my least favorites is finding out that my current shorts don't have enough ballroom

*No one who says "I hate to tell you I told you so" really hates it, in fact they are quite smug and satisfied in their chance to rub it in. So when you say "I hate to say I told you so" you might as well say "I'm going to be an asshole now".

*There is no prize at the end for making it through life, in fact the end is almost always the worst part. Enjoy the here and now and remember you could be creating a memory of a lifetime with every person that you meet. Work hard, play harder,live bolder and laugh like a crazy person.