Rapper Froggy Fresh Is Coming to Lubbock and My Heart Is Ready

FROGGY FRESSSSSH! is coming to Backstage Lubbock (1711 Texas) Wednesday, September 27th, and frankly, I'm very excited. Tickets are available now.

If you fell into a hole during the year 2012 or just don't remember YouTube sensation Froggy Fresh (FKA Krispy Kreme, but he got a cease and desist for some reason), here is the video that made him famous. (Warning: he has a snotty nose and it's pretty gross at points.)

"I could beat you up even if you have 1,000 knives. Even if you have infinity knives."

Froggy Fresh went on to make several other videos that all went viral. He also appeared on Comedy Central's "Tosh.0" and even made another rap video with Daniel Tosh.

Is it a joke? Or is the kid really this weird? Does it matter? I don't think so. I'm going to have a great time at the show with this hilarious dude and these illest rhymes.

Here's another of my favs to whet your appetite:

Why is James crying? Cuz he just got dunked on!

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