Reasons Not to F*ck with Wes Nessman – Rooster’s Top 5
There are many reasons not to F*ck with “White Chocolate” Wes Nessman. This is not an ass kissing blog in any way shape or form. These are just humorous reasons that I think one should take into consideration before talking sh*t to Wes Nessman.
I have whittled the list down to five, but believe me when I say there are thousands of reasons not to F*ck with the White Chocolate. Here’s the top five and leave your reason below in the Facebook commenting.
- He only wears combat boots because he’s always ready to stomp a mud hole in someone’s ass. And yes, he wears cargo shorts with them (who’s ever been laid in cargo shorts).
- Owning a cat has never been cool, that’s why old ladies are the only ones with them, but yet he makes it acceptable to own one (hell his is named Wolfie).
- The only thing he hates more than his own hair is you.
- He’s the Hulk Hogan of radio, brother. He only owns shirts that are sleeveless. Seriously, even his suits have their sleeves cut off.
- He’s “Straight Out of Compton,” literally.
P.S. He also runs around with this guy. That’s the icing on the cake for reasons not to mess with Wes.