Oh....I want a Red Panda!  They look like a cross between a panda, a fox and a raccoon.  They're cute and that's coming from a manly man that DOES NOT SAY 'CUTE'!  More after the jump.

 

Now this is the story all about how

this Red Pandas life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you a how this Pandas feet got in the air.

(yeah, I did it).