RockShow Quickies: Jesus Picked My Soda And The Little Stripper Boy [PIX]

Man do we have grab bag of bad thoughts and worse jokes for you this week. It's once again time for RockShow Quickies!  Page through for some fun, including a very drunk R2-D2!

RockShow Quickies show up daily at kfmx.com.  Some are also brought down from heaven on the backs of unicorn/dinosaur hybrid beasts.  Oh, what fun.  Check out some pix now!