Hey, back off with your nasty thoughts.  This is a story about one of our greatest presidents, Mr. Abraham Lincoln.  More precisely it's the story of the first "physician" who came to his aid.  More after the jump.

 

Here's a little tip for you that they didn't know 'back in the day"-if you find someone with a whole in their head, don't 'finger' it.

A lot of people are afraid of spiders.  Here's the question, are you afraid enough to run naked through a glass door and down the street.  Linus was.  Here's the story:

I will confess, I don't mind a 'larger than average' woman.  But somehow, even then, it's funny when a celebrity chubs out.  Here's the story: