Expect for when they're on the road killing people, drunk guys are funny!   We've got a seven time drunk driver on today's episode of "Alcohooligans", but he wasn't driving a car when he was pulled over.  More on the story after the jump.

Here's a very special episode of "Alcohooligans", saluting the best in drunk news:

Here's how to NOT teach your kids a lesson about booze:

Sometimes the headline says it all.  You have to hear this headline. In fact, we'll have it twice for you during the story.