Would you have sex with a robot?  Who am I kidding, some of you have had sex with chickens (you know who you are).  Anyways, servo-poon is coming your way someday soon.  Details after the jump.

Sex requires work and effort.  Now wouldn't it be great if you could just plug something in and be serviced?  Yeah boy!  Check this story out from "The Bright Side":

It's great to know that the days leading up to Bin Laden's death he was a miserable son of bitch.  Here's the story:

There is nothing better in this world than a naked drunken rampage.  This may be one of the best ones!