Some people take things much too seriously.  Road rage is a great example.  How many times have you heard somebody else say 'that driver almost killed me!" and other exaggerations.  Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we'll all be safer.  The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot.  Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don't start a freakin' brawl!  More after the jump.

I hate it when some old, fat or lazy assbag clogs up a whole parking lot waiting for a space.  Just pull up and walk a bit lame-ass!  You could probably use the exercise.  Here's a parking lot story that turns really tragic:

My neighbor across the street was really happy when I moved in.  I'm a bit more 'relaxed' about landscaping.  Turns out the guy who lived in the house before me would call the codes department on my neighbor even though his grass is dang near golf course quality.  Anyways, here's the stuff neighbors hate about your house.

You know what your senile old grandpa needs?  Legal SPEED.  Here's the story: