Here comes Peter Cottontail,

Wobbling down the bunny trail

Hippity Hoppitty ...jeez is it hot here, I'm feeling woozy

Yes kids, the Easter Bunny is just your neighborhood drug dealer.  Click through f0r the story plus to other bonus bits of audio you can't live without.

Ever since the movie "Bad Santa" those mall mascots all seem kind of sketchy to me.  I just don't think everyone who dresses up in a large furry suit always has the best intentions in mind.  Let's not even dwell on that "always got candy for kids" aspect of the whole thing.  Here's the scoop:

Woman punches boyfriend after he claims she is "too ugly" to have sex with. Wow.  Is there really such a thing as a "woman who's too ugly to have sex with".  Yes, your mom!  Hahahahaha.  Sucked you in.  Of course we'd have sex with your mom.  Here's the story:

Okay here's a little story about a wayward testicle.  Yes, it's pretty funny. You should listen to it twice. Then you'll have two stories about my testicles in your brain.  You're welcome!