The best way to lose a friend is to get to know them.  These days we "get to know them" through their insane Facebook posts and ramblings.  Now you can even let someone know that they are less of a friend than you thought they were.  Click through for the story:

So what's less that a friend?  Maybe somebody you just ran into.  Now why you would want to give that person access to your Facebook page is beyond me, but now there's a new way to separate "friends" from other idiots:

 

Here's a shocker:  Women with boob implants get more sex.  Wow!  Did we really need a study to tell us this? This fact and more right here:

Heathen has a problem with too many animals in his house.  I have a solution.  The only problem is potential danger to small humans.  Here's the scoop: