Kids, they're cute so we don't beat them.  Seriously, kids are like little miniature savages just waiting for you to turn your back so they can mess stuff up.  Heathen's kids are...uh...heathens.  This is a pretty funny story, check it out and two other bonus pieces of RockShow audio after the jump.

Heathen's kids went on a mission to find Easter candy.  Just like the chimp in "Planet of the Apes", they recognized the value of tools, leaving no Easter basket safe.  Here's the story:

Yes, you can now play a kind of a version of "Guitar Hero" when you pee.  Thank goodness that science didn't end with the discontinuation of the Space Shuttle:

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Old Bill Todd's one man crime spree.  This guy was on a serious crime "bender".  It's like he was addicted to breaking the law of something.  Check it out: