Who doesn't love those dumb criminal stories?  Today will go down as one of the dumbest.  Click through for this and two more slices of audio apple pie!

Cops wouldn't help this guy when his bike got stolen, so he took the law into his own hands.  He not only got his bike back, we got a funny story out of it:

Here's the story of the parachuting mice.  Yes, you read that correctly.

Guess who truly has "the biggest balls of them all" (hint: it's not AC/DC).  It's yogurt eaters.  Check this out: