Who doesn't love those dumb criminal stories?  Today will go down as one of the dumbest.  Click through for this and two more slices of audio apple pie!

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Cops wouldn't help this guy when his bike got stolen, so he took the law into his own hands.  He not only got his bike back, we got a funny story out of it:

Here's the story of the parachuting mice.  Yes, you read that correctly.

Guess who truly has "the biggest balls of them all" (hint: it's not AC/DC).  It's yogurt eaters.  Check this out:

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