So stoners, you have to come out of your haze every once in a while.  Our story today involves a man who lost a bag of mushrooms and weed.  Now, ordinarily, you might go back and look, but you never, ever call and ask if your drugs have been found.  More after the jump.

Our criminal/stoner of the week goes to this guy, who went to the cops to get his drugs back.  Yeah, he went to the cops.

Kid orders roast beef sandwich, gets finger sandwich.

Hey do you like the musical Grease?  You won't anymore after you hear this