The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway.  I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK".  Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:

Should the KKK be able to adopt a stretch of highway, or should we just wait for them to be sent to prison and have them do it when they're on work release?  Here's some white supremacist hilarity for you:

 

Disney and family films have given you the idea that Penguins are a happy go lucky dancin' sort.  The reality is they're into homosexuality, masturbation and even necrophilia.  Here's the scoop:

I actually heard this story on the evening news before Heathen brought it up.  Being the guys we are, we make it even more tragic and funny.  Here you go: