Oh we have serious fun for you today! We also have serious advice, that may actually help you to not blow yourself up. You see blowing yourself up can be painful and on occasions even deadly. Don't blow yourself up. Listen to today's story's.

Electricity and sparks do not mix, or rather they mix all too well IF YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE AN EXPLOSION.  If you're not trying to make an explosion, it's best to keep the two apart.  Here's Heathen with the scoop.

Pastor involved in two accidents in one day.  Let's pray he isn't in a third.

The T.S.A. does not allow weapons.  The T.S.A. does not allow liquids over a certain size.  Knowing these two things might have helped the guy trying to smuggle a knife in a large mayonnaise jar.  Or, he could just be stupid.