Hey sick puppies!  Thanks for visiting this audio catbox full of chunks of our radio doodies!  Each day we bring you three big lumps from the show, you might smile, you might learn something or you might be mad you wasted your time.  As that dumbass Gump said, "you just never what you're gonna get".  So click through and "get some"!

Sorry stud! You're not that good. You're woman just wants you off of her hair.  Scientists have studied why women moan during sex and you're not going to like the answer. Check it out:

It "suck to be" Bob.  Bob died while doing some dirty business. His friends tried to cover up his indiscretions, but Bobs dirty bits still cam came out.  Check out Bob's story:

You are probably hearing all kinds of facts about St. Patricks Day. These facts are amusing and mild diversions, but Heathen has dug up the most amazing fact of them all.  Here ya go: