Some offers are just too good to be true.  There there are offers like this one that are too true to be good.  Can you just imagine the woman that would do you after she scarfed down two cheeseburgers?  My guess is this isn't what you'd call a "high-class" prostitute.  More after the break.

This prostitute is more "hambuggerer than hamburgler".  Shes offering up some hot sex for a couple of slabs o' beef.  Here's the story:

Three guys in a Honda Civic with a cow.  Do you need to hear more?  Do I really have to give you any more details before you say "I gotta hear this?  And just how in the hell do you get a cow into a Honda Civic.  Enjoy:

Definitive proof has been found, drunk women think you're handsome.  No, this isn't going to be a BIG surprise to anyone, but no there is some real science to back it up.  Women who have been drinking are more likely to find you attractive.  Check it out, then go get a six pack: